THIRD TIME’S THE LAUGH: ‘SOUTH PARK’ CREATOR AND AVALANCHE SUPERFAN TREY PARKER MARRIES AGAIN IN SURPRISE CEREMONY—WHO IS THE MYSTERY BRIDE WHO STOLE HIS HEART?….DETAILS BELOW…..

In a move that stunned fans and sparked a social media frenzy, South Park co-creator and Colorado Avalanche superfan Trey Parker has tied the knot for the third time—this time in a private, low-key ceremony nestled in the Colorado Rockies. The 55-year-old Emmy-winning writer, director, and voice actor said “I do” this past weekend in what sources close to Parker describe as “his most personal and heartfelt wedding yet.”

But the big question on everyone’s mind: Who is the bride?

For now, Parker is keeping the identity of his new wife under wraps, fueling curiosity across fan forums and celebrity gossip sites. Described by insiders as “graceful, grounded, and fiercely intelligent,” the mystery woman reportedly works outside of the entertainment industry, and the couple has been quietly dating for over two years.

According to a guest who attended the ceremony, the wedding took place at a secluded mountaintop lodge just outside Aspen, with a guest list limited to close friends and immediate family. “It was intimate, joyful, and so authentically Trey,” the source said. “They walked down the aisle to a live string rendition of the South Park theme, and the vows were both hilarious and incredibly touching.”

This marks Parker’s third marriage. He was previously married to Emma Sugiyama (2006–2008) and later to Boogie Tillmon, with whom he shares a daughter, Betty Boogie Parker. Despite his past divorces, friends say Parker has remained hopeful about love and open to building lasting partnerships.

“Trey’s always been about connection, even if he hides it behind jokes,” one longtime colleague shared. “This new relationship seems to have brought him peace. He’s glowing.”

A devoted Colorado Avalanche fan since the team’s relocation to Denver in 1995, Parker is often spotted rink-side during key games, and he’s made no secret of his passion for hockey. It’s rumored that the couple first bonded over a shared love for the sport. One guest joked, “She didn’t just steal his heart—she can talk playoff stats like a pro.”

As for honeymoon plans, the couple is reportedly jetting off to Iceland for a quiet getaway, though Parker’s team has not officially confirmed. Meanwhile, fans are eagerly awaiting any public statement—or social media reveal—about the bride.

While Parker himself has yet to speak publicly about the wedding, his longtime creative partner Matt Stone offered a brief but warm comment: “He’s happy. That’s all that matters.”

In true Trey Parker fashion, the announcement wasn’t flashy—no red carpet, no press release, just quiet joy among the mountains he’s always loved. And maybe, just maybe, a musical number or two in the future.

Until then, one thing’s for sure: Colorado’s favorite satirist and superfan has found his Player 2.